by Ron Stephens
Recently, the IPCC dealt with controversies such as ‘climategate‘ and allegations of fraud. In an effort to re-ignite interest in “Man Made Global Warming”, the IPCC has requested Osama Bin Laden take over the reigns of leadership.
Explaining the IPCC’s choice of Bin Laden, an unidentified official said, “Osama has an unmatched ability to rally people.
Even though Osama is well-known as the doer of evil deeds, when he speaks, people pay attention to what he has to say.
In Osama’s latest address to the world he states- BBC
“All industrial nations, mainly the big ones, are responsible for the crisis of global warming,”
“This is a message to the world about those who are causing climate change, whether deliberately or not, and what we should do about that.”
Though it’s believed by some that Osama died in 2001 and the latest tape cannot be verified as authentic, the IPCC and other world leaders believe Osama is the right man to unify the world in the “global fight” against MMGW
Osama will be the new head of the IPCC. The official announcement taking place during a special dinner attended by world leaders.
Attendees to include – Obama, David Rockefeller, George Bush and Bush Sr., Bill and Hillary Clinton, Tony Blair, Gorden Brown and many other proponents of the elitist ‘Global Warming/New World Order Scam’.
Al “Can’t tell the truth” Gore will MC the event.
It’s rumoured the main course will be sautéed children, a favourite of Satanists, reserved for special occasions. No doubt the salivating has already begun.
It was not known at press time if Satan will be able to attend. Guests are hopeful their leader will appear.
A special screening of the late Walter Cronkite accepting a ‘World Governance Award’ will take place following dinner.
Expect cheers from those attending when Cronkite announces at 7:15 “I’m glad to sit here at the right hand of Satan” followed by a heartfelt thank you from Hillary Clinton.
This reporter doubts there will be a dry eye during this highly emotional event.
The fate of the world now rests in the hands of Osama Bin Laden.
Satire above generated from the BBC story below video
Bin Laden’ blames US for global warming
A new message said to be from al-Qaeda leader Osama Bin Laden has blamed global warming on the US and other big industrial nations.
The audio tape, broadcast on al-Jazeera TV, urges a boycott of the US dollar “to free humankind from slavery”.
It comes days after another tape said to be from Bin Laden was released, praising the attempted bombing of a US airliner on 25 December.
The authenticity of neither tape has been verified.
But IntelCenter, a US group that monitors Islamist activity, has said the voice on the earlier tape appeared to be that of Bin Laden.
“All industrial nations, mainly the big ones, are responsible for the crisis of global warming,” the latest tape says.
“This is a message to the whole world about those who are causing climate change, whether deliberately or not, and what we should do about that.”
The tape criticises the administration of former US President George W Bush for not ratifying the Kyoto Protocol on combating climate change.
“Bush the son, and the [US] Congress before him, rejected this agreement only to satisfy the big companies.”
The tape also urges a boycott of the US dollar. “I know that there would be huge repercussions for that, but this would be the only way to free humankind from slavery… to America and its companies.”